I've learned that...

I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.

I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are sometimes taken from you too soon.

Most importantly, i've learn that life sucks, live with it!

The meaning of SUPERMANTAP!!

As many first time visitors will be quizzing over the meaning of the title of this blog, I have thus made this entry to clear all clouds of doubts, for thee to attain enlightenment of why this blog is named SUPERMANTAP! Stuck in this world where everything is never certain, and things often lie in the grey area (not black, not white), it may be of interest that SUPERMANTAP actually could mean a variety of things:

• Super Man Tap (sū'pər ,mĕn, tăp)

As the name suggests, breaking the word into 3 simple words, we realise that the mysterious title is just a flurry of words jumbled up together. Well so what does Super Man Tap mean? As words seldom do much impact, I believe a picture would suffice to quench your neverending curiosity. Oogling is allowed if you happen to possess TWO X chromosomes in your genotype. Any guy getting excited by looking at the photo below, please follow the instructions below:

1. Close this blog, and all other running applications, and shut down your computer.
2. Wear a parachute and climb onto the roof of the tallest bulding in your vicinity.
3. Jump down, making sure you do NOT open the parachute.
4. Bonus mission : Try to impale yourself on any sharp objects (eg. fence) on the way down.

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• SUPERMANTAP = macho, excellent, superb, wonderful, lovely?, extreme

Yes, the other meaning of SUPERMANTAP means all that. If I had more space, the meaning SUPERMANTAP represents could be endless. Try imagining all the great stuff in the world, that's basically what SUPERMANTAP encompasses. Again, pictured explanations could do a much better job.
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---------------------------------------- UNDENIABLY SUPERMANTAP!

He says... She says...

He said .. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said �.Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said ... They don't have time

He said ..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .... We don't know; it has never happened.

She said .... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring a nd Good-looking?
He said ...... They already have boyfriends.

She said.....What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said ..... A widow.

He said ..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Warning to buaya-buaya penang...

Repent from your buayaness.. or you shall face the consequences...

Edited Transformers Lyrics (found by Ming, posted by Eric)

Too funny to pass up!

Amazing Edited Video (posted by Eric)